Is this poem a bit cheesey or should I cheese it up a bit more, please help?

This I would class as exceptional cheesiness. Deciding what category is a problem. should it be mature, extra mature or just mild. With the crummy omelet this cannot be mild but an exhilarating venture a very blue gorgonzola kitchen. Now I want to see your toe poem as you kick this one into touch. Thanks for a laugh - I needed that today.